He speaks! (with a white board) -vl

Editor's note: Vic is up and sitting in a chair and asked for his white board. He sat over there writing and writing and writing, and then he called me over and showed me this:

In case you can't quite see it, it says (with minor edits for clarity):

• 4 days in ICU: ICU people are awesome
• Supposed to move to "not dead yet" floor today
• Worst part: trach tube
• It makes an annoying noise, and it's sore
• It sometimes sounds like Jumanji drums
• Wifey perfect

That last bit is the real reason I included the picture, so you would all know I didn't make that up. Plus the white board is what qualifies this as a -vl post. In his own words!