Anniversary Mad Lib Part 3: Completed Mad Libs

MY MAD LIB:

Once upon a time, there was a lovely lady and a handsome man, each traveling along a different path. One day, their paths crossed. He loved her eyes, and she loved his smile—but most of all, she loved his huge heart. They liked to take long walks by the lake and hold hands in the moonlight. One day, the handsome man asked the lovely lady to marry him, and she said yes! They got married in their friends' back yard. Eventually they added a little bundle of joy to their household, a dog named Wags. And the three of them are living truly, madly, happily ever after.

YOUR MAD LIBS:

Seth
Once upon a time, there was a loquacious lady and a hirsute man, each traveling along a different path. One day, their paths crossed. He loved her boondoggles, and she loved his googleplex—but most of all, she loved his huge poop. They liked to flatulate by the lake and endure radiation in the moonlight. One day, the hirsute man asked the loquacious lady to marry him, and she said "Good gravy!" They got married in the Well of the Souls. Eventually they added a little bundle of joy to their household, a push-me-pull-you named Scully. And the three of them are living noisily, unattractively, uniquely ever after.

Seth says: You can't have a Mad Lib without poop or flatulation when you have kids.
Patty says: You gave us your beloved pet name, Scully. I am touched. :-)

Carolyn
Once upon a time, there was a limited liability lady and a limited partnership man, each traveling along a different path. One day, their paths crossed. He loved her assets, and she loved his balance sheet—but most of all, she loved his huge portfolio. They liked to define contributions by the lake and swap unsecured loans in the moonlight. One day, the limited partnership man asked the limited liability lady to marry him, and she said "At Last, My Asset Allocation has come along!" They got married at Charles Schwab. Eventually they added a little bundle of joy to their household, a bullnbear named Annuity. And the three of them are living consolidated, compounded and diversified ever after.

Says Carolyn: No, really, I haven’t been doing too much work for NEFE [the National Endowment for Financial Education] lately, I PROMISE…
Says Patty: I really do like his huge portfolio, if you know what I mean.

Colleen
Once upon a time, there was a handy lady and a ropey man, each traveling along a different path. One day, their paths crossed. He loved her cows, and she loved his horse—but most of all, she loved his huge calf. They liked to rope by the lake and dally in the moonlight. One day, the ropey man asked the handy lady to marry him, and she said "Yeehaw!" They got married at a rodeo arena. Eventually they added a little bundle of joy to their household, a goat named Twister. And the three of them are living skillfully, awkwardly, carefully ever after.

(Note: Colleen's Mad Lib is the result of a smackdown by Seth, who felt it was ... inappropriate ... of her to harsh his Mad Lib without posting her own words. Says Colleen: This is all I got on the hayseed of the world." Says Patty: "I'm glad cow patties didn't make the list—but I sure do like 'Yeehaw!'")

I'll continue to post results here for anyone who wants to send me theirs. (And Abby, if you want me to post yours, I'm going to need more than just "poop" and "boob," although those are two perfectly wonderful Mad Libs words. ;-) And thank you for sending us the Mad Libs—they are definitely taking our minds off of "other things," if only for a little while at a time.)